You know, I really do enjoy being in charge of Giveaways at [name of publication withheld]. Don't worry, I'm not doing anything unethical.
There are people all over Australia who all WANT STUFF from me. It's a good feeling, and it was only going to be a matter of time till I figured out a way to benefit from it.
So I decided to start using the freeloading scabs of Australia as my own personal agony aunt/8-ball/ideas generator. Gift ideas, psychiatric advice, sex tips -- it's fantastic.
Last week I ran a comp for the BigTunes3 compilation, and asked entrants to suggest something to do over the weekend. Along with several suggestions to walk over the Harbour Bridge and skydive naked, there were these gems:
Have a foam party! Their the best!
get 10 of your best mates, and just spend the entire time from friday night to monday morning out on the town, clubbing, partying, drinking and other shenanigans
Go through all your photo albums and cut out all the pictures of your ex's, then make a collage with the left over bits. Trust me, it's not only fun, it's therapeutic.
lets go surfing, grab a bottle of vodka, get smashed and go out for dinner and dancing.
COME TO MY 21ST BIRTHDAY PARTY !!!!...its gonna be at KINK on saturday 5th of May...and its gonna be OFF THE HOOK !!!!!!!!......bring your friends too, the more the merrier....hope to see you there...!!!
Paint yourself with peppermint oil, then add a layer of chocolate sauce on top. Go around to your favourite club and ask "who wants to eat a real life mint slice?"
Drive a busload of epileptics through Vegas
Take me shopping, now that gotta be fun, blind dates are always the best, if ya dont like me ya can leave, no ties.
Come over my house ill take you out to do my dads farm and we can go go karting all day,
Go buy yourself a ferret buy for a good price then go sell it at a higher price use extra cash to by a cute girl drinks and maybe a little hash.
make crank telephone calls just like Bart Simpson does
Buy some Appleton Rum, invite me around with my tunes to play for all your friends..
Reading the threedworld website as it's chock full of great and interesting content
Come and babysit my kids so I can go out
go naked bunjie jumping covered in whipped cream
having dinner with me with a gorgeous bottle of wine and excellent tunes
Go to homebush and get drunk at the pub there and then go for trapeese classes.
spin around on a chair 20 times then try to navigate through your house
wear a penguin outfit to a rave
If you're REALLY stuck for ideas, I'm prepared to let you take me out for the weekend, and spend an OSCENE amount of money on me!!! - Trust me, you'll have fun just watching me enjoying myself.....
Go down to Milsons Point, away from Luna Park on the water and have a picnic lunch, where very people know about!
Wednesday, May 02, 2007
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4 comments:
I'm intrigued by these "trapeese" classes. Where do I sign up?
ooo..who won? What was the winning entry?
Here is a good one: Make a good blog post for a change.
Nah i'm just kidding.
Don't know who won yet. Meh, it's all random, really... even the Twin Peaks thing. (Sorry Rhiannon.)
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