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I thought I should start using my insider info powers for good, and not for evil. Here's the lineup for Splendour In The Grass. For Rhiannon, anyway.

Saturday: Powderfinger, Kaiser Chiefs, Lily Allen, Sarah Blasko, Tilly & The Wall, Hot Chip, Sara Tindley, The Holdsteady and The Cat Empire.

Sunday: Arctic Monkeys, Bloc Party, Hilltop Hoods, Klaxons, The Shins, The Dirty Three, Expatriate, Josh Pyke, Airbourne and The Ride.

Tickets go on sale Monday 14 May.

So. Apparently, Cho Seung-Hui was handing in "disturbing" plays and creative writing pieces these past months. No doubt he submitted his stuff to the Virginia Tech student newspaper, who decided to run an interview with Jimeoin instead. No doubt the other students in his writing class workshop groups said things like, "There should be a comma there," and, "I love the magic realism". No doubt the Virginia Tech theatre society took his five dollars for membership in Orientation Week and didn't even put him on the mailing list.

No, I'm not really going anywhere with this.